Archives

2010

Aug 28Moving
Aug 25Arizone Pride
Aug 21Zero Investment Support
Aug 18Bad With Dates
Aug 14Would You Like Some Water With Your Lemon?
Aug 11Register Now!
Aug 7A Hypothetical Response
Aug 4An Open Letter in Regards to Hagar the Horrible
Jul 31Good Old Northern California
Jul 28Words Zeo Hates: “Nosh”
Jul 24Shopping Cart Slobs
Jul 21Danger in Our Midst
Jul 1714th of July
Jul 10That Mockingbird Again
Jul 7Sushi With Mayonnaise
Jul 3“If You Are Reading This in English, Thank a Soldier!”
Jun 23Summer Break
Jun 19Crime of the Ancient Mariner
Jun 161984
Jun 12Butt Pollution
Jun 9Denny’s
Jun 5Sound Commercials
Jun 2A Cancer to Remember
May 29Obnoxious Commercials
May 26How to Starve an Emetophobe
May 22“Dads and Grads”
May 19Stuff Zeo Likes: Bed Bath and Beyond
May 15What is This Still Doing Here?!
May 12Mazda
May 8Happiness
May 5The Phrase “From Scratch”
May 1Twitter
Apr 28How We Knew
Apr 24Family Decals
Apr 17Glee
Apr 14Pet Fanatics
Apr 10Sports Commentary
Apr 7“Twist-Obsessed Director”
Apr 3Grocery Stores
Mar 27Airplanes
Mar 24Miniblinds
Mar 20Something Shitty That Happened to Me
Mar 17The facebook suggestion feature
Mar 13Two Parlay, Fran Says?
Mar 10E-Z To See Why This Pisses Me Off
Mar 6Predictions for the future #1
Mar 3Targeted Advertising
Feb 27Indie Cred or Lack Thereof
Feb 24Counseling
Feb 20Canada is Better!
Feb 17Stock Sounds of Children Laughing
Feb 13United Airlines
Feb 10Coke’s “Happiness”
Feb 3Bullshit Bureaucracy
Jan 30??? (Drug Commercials)
Jan 27Too Cool For Full Length Words!
Jan 23Politeness Fail
Jan 20Huh? What? Marriage?!
Jan 16Toons and Tunes
Jan 13NaNoMangO Short Story Part 8
Jan 9NaNoMangO Short Story Part 7
Jan 6NaNoMangO Short Story Part 6
Jan 2NaNoMangO Short Story Part 5

2009

Dec 30NaNoMangO Short Story Part 4
Dec 27NaNoMangO Short Story Part 3
Dec 19NaNoMangO Short Story Part 2
Dec 16NaNoMangO Short Story Part 1
Dec 12Christmas Time!
Dec 9Road Paint Rage
Dec 5“Exotic” Alphabets for English Words
Dec 2Gender vs Sex
Nov 28A Twlight Hater
Nov 25Hyphenated Names
Nov 21Dance Time Movie Time!
Nov 18As Played By….
Nov 14Milestone Strips!
Nov 11“Cheeky” Product Labels
Nov 7Learn To Talk, The Media Way!
Nov 4“Ewww, sushi? That’s raw fish isn’t it?”
Oct 31I’m tired of the – misconceptions of what a – haiku really is
Oct 24Basketball: The Dying Sport
Oct 21Free Refills You Didn’t Ask For
Oct 17Shitty Drivers in Shitty Weather
Oct 14“You Think You’re All Invincible”
Oct 10Look! Down Below! Check It Out!
Oct 7First Impressions Aren’t Everything
Oct 3Why Does This Topic Always Come Up Around Me?
Sep 30Can’t Undo What You Already Know
Sep 26To The Guy On The Bike I Almost Hit The Other Day
Sep 21‘Creation’ In America
Sep 19Quoting Yourself
Sep 16Another Word From Your Professor, Incognito
Sep 9Adorable Puppies!
Sep 7Big Cars in Tiny Spaces
Aug 31Why Isn’t It Like This Everywhere?!
Aug 19Webcomics Zeo Loves: Page-A-Day: The Rob Harvard story
Aug 17Webcomics Zeo Loves: Inkdick
Aug 15Webcomics Zeo Loves: The Stiff
Aug 12And Now For Something Completely Different
Aug 10Madame Secretary, I’ll Take the .45
Aug 8The Budget Crisis “Solution” for California
Aug 5Can’t Get the Song You Want in Your Show?
Aug 3Cavemen Inventing the Wheel
Jul 29Expensive Hotels Revisited
Jul 22The “Movie-Going Experience”
Jul 20Celebrities
Jul 18Preaching to the Screen
Jul 15Expensive Hotels Are Expensive
Jul 13The Inconvenience of Convenience
Jul 8Death Makes Us Heroes?
Jul 6A Dangerous Kindness
Jul 4Hawai’i and Punctuation
May 27Conventional Agriculture vs. Michelle Obama
May 25Pointless Crap
May 23John Cusack
May 20What Were They Thinking?!
May 18Stuff Zeo Likes #1
May 16“It’s Not Your Fault”
May 13High Fructose Corn Syrup
May 11Geico’s Aggressive Advertising, Revisited
May 9An Old Anti-Corporate Special
May 6Shampoo Ads
May 43D vs. 2D Animation
May 2The Media on Susan Boyle
Apr 29Culture Sucks!
Apr 27Turn Signal Usage
Apr 25“Octomom” in the media
Apr 22Cultural Myopia
Apr 20Redundant Redundant Redundant Phrases
Apr 18The Feminization of Gender-Neutral Words
Apr 15Misused “Quotation” Marks
Apr 13Personal Space?
Apr 11And Now, A Word From Your Professor, Incognito
Apr 1Ranting?
Mar 30Who Watches the Watchmen?
Mar 25DailyB and I at Parties
Mar 23The Word “Cartoon”
Mar 21The Phrase “Family Friendly”
Mar 18Quotes Attributed to Einstein
Mar 16Everybody Loves Shakespeare
Mar 14Mamma Mia
Mar 11Pirates
Mar 9Laugh Tracks
Mar 7Humor Nazis
Mar 4You Know You Use Photoshop Too Much When…
Mar 2Monkey Cheese Humor
Feb 28Small Children in Age-Inappropriate Films
Feb 25Airplane Food
Feb 23Everything!
Feb 21To The Ants In My House
Feb 19People Who Are Offended by Maddox
Feb 4The Cultural Exchange
Feb 3Unjust Punishments
Feb 2Lame Character Archetypes–the Gothic Badass Chick
Feb 1Self-Censored Swearing
Jan 19Geico’s Aggressive Advertising
Jan 17Diet Culture
Jan 9Fart Jokes
Jan 7Public Restrooms
Jan 5Horror Movie Stupidity
Jan 12009!

2008

Dec 25Christmas Special–Christmas Songs That Suck
Dec 17Maybe that explains it…
Dec 16It seemed like…
Dec 15The “Gay Personality”
Dec 14Bad Tippers
Dec 12Unsolicited Body Advice
Dec 10Loud Sex
Dec 8Guest Installment
Dec 7Misused Apostrophes
Dec 6My Balls
Dec 5Self Righteous Slogans
Dec 4Glasses
Dec 3Frank Sinatra
Dec 2Prop 8
Dec 1Introduction